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A Practical Guide to Conquering the World

The Siege, Book 3
By K. J. Parker
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A Practical Guide to Conquering the World by K. J. Parker is a clever fantasy novel that explores political intrigue and strategy. It follows protagonist Felix as he unexpectedly becomes a key player in power struggles amidst empires on the brink of conflict. Filled with wit and strategic manoeuvres, the story deftly combines humour and insight into the mechanics of empire-building and warfare in a richly imagined world.
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If you enjoy clever, strategic storytelling filled with wit and dark humour in a richly-imagined fantasy world, this book may captivate you. Its exploration of power, conflict, and cunning political manoeuvres might appeal to fans of intricate plots and those who appreciate a dose of sharp intellect in their fantasy reads.

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Razor sharp and intelligent fantasy from K. J. Parker, set in the same world as the hugely popular Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City

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This is the true story of Aemilius Felix Boioannes the younger, the intended and unintended consequence of his life, the bad stuff he did on purpose, and the good stuff that happened in spite of him. It is, in other words, the tale of a war to end all wars and the man responsible. A Practical Guide to Conquering the World can be read by itself, but for those who like endings, it can also be considered the refreshingly pragmatic conclusion to K. J. Parker's acclaimed sequence of novels that began with Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City and continued with How To Rule An Empire And Get Away With It. Praise for K. J. Parker: 'Readers are ensured a good time and a barrel of laughs to boot' Publishers Weekly on How to Rule an Empire and Get Away With It 'Parker's latest epic fantasy proves that all the world is, indeed, a stage, and Parker himself is a master impresario. Readers will enjoy his comedic take on how politics are comprised of equal parts lies, incompetence, and the foolishness of humanity—with just enough flashes of brilliance to save the day. Recommended for fans of Terry Pratchett' Library Journal on How to Rule an Empire and Get Away With It 'Full of invention and ingenuity . . . Great fun' SFX on Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City 'Launches a witty adventure series . . . Readers will appreciate the infusion of humour and fun-loving characters into this vivid and sometimes grim fantasy world' Publishers Weekly on Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City

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A Practical Guide to Conquering the World by K. J. Parker is praised for its intricate plotting, sharp wit, and compelling characters, making it an engaging addition to Parker's series. Reviewers appreciate the author's ability to blend dark humour with astute observations about politics and human nature. The narrative cleverly explores themes of power and governance, captivating readers with its unexpected twists and satisfying conclusion.

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ISBN: 9780356514390

Publisher: Little, Brown Book Group

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 13 January 2022

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Orbit

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 30.0mm

Width: 126.0mm

Height: 196.0mm

Weight: 260g

Pages: 384

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About the Author

K. J. Parker is a pseudonym for Tom Holt. He was born in London in 1961. At Oxford he studied bar billiards, ancient Greek agriculture and the care and feeding of small, temperamental Japanese motorcycle engines. These interests led him, perhaps inevitably, to qualify as a solicitor and emigrate to Somerset, where he specialised in death and taxes for seven years before going straight in 1995. He lives in Chard, Somerset, with his wife and daughter.

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