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My Rhinoceros

By Jon Agee
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Age range 3 to 6 A hilarious story from the master of the absurd, Jon Agee, where a boy finds out that his pet rhinoceros can do more than he bargained for! If you should ever get a rhinoceros for a pet, you're in for a... Read More
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A hilarious story from master of the absurd, Jon Agee, where a boy finds out that his pet rhinoceros can do more than he bargained for! Shortlisted for The Children's Book Award 2023

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Age range 3 to 6

A hilarious story from the master of the absurd, Jon Agee, where a boy finds out that his pet rhinoceros can do more than he bargained for!

If you should ever get a rhinoceros for a pet, you're in for a surprise. It won't chase a ball. Or a stick. Or a frisbee. In fact, according to the experts, a rhinoceros does only two things: pop balloons and poke holes in kites. But don't be discouraged. As you'll discover in this book, rhinoceroses can do more—so much more—than that!

My Rhinoceros is a genuine masterpiece. Even better, every kid will love it.' - Maurice Sendak

'Will delight readers both young and old. A joy.' - Books for Keeps Book of the Week

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781915252098

Publisher: Scallywag Press

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 07 March 2024

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Scallywag Press

Illustration: Full colour throughout

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Jon Agee

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 4.0mm

Width: 222.0mm

Height: 279.0mm

Weight: 300g

Pages: 32

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Children's Books Children's Fiction Children's Picture Books Children’s, Teenage and Educational Jon Agee

About the Author

Jon Agee attended The Cooper Union School of Art in New York City. A full-time author, he lives with his wife in San Francisco. Jon is the author/illustrator of many acclaimed books for children, which between them have won an Irma Black Honor, a Boston Globe-Horn Book Honor, New York Times Ten Best Illustrated Books, ALA Notable Book, and much more.

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