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Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home
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Jeremy takes us back to another year of life as a gentleman farmer at Diddly Squat - what could possibly go wrong this time?
Welcome back to Clarkson's farm.
At the end of Jeremy's first year, Diddly Squat farm rewarded him with profits of €144.
And while he's mastered the art of moaning, challenges still abound. Who knew loading a trailer was more demanding than flying a gunship? That cows were more dangerous than motor-racing? Or that it's easier to get planning permission for a nuclear power station than turning an old barn into a restaurant?
Life on Clarkson's farm may not always go according to plan. But not a day goes by when Jeremy can't say 'I've done a thing' and mean it...
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Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home is a humorous read by Jeremy Clarkson that promises plenty of laughs and serves as great entertainment while waiting for his next TV series.
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ISBN: 9781405954631
Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 11 May 2023
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Penguin Books Ltd
Audience: General / adult, Tertiary education, Professional and scholarly
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 15.0mm
Width: 129.0mm
Height: 198.0mm
Weight: 173g
Pages: 240
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About the Author
Jeremy Clarkson began his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun, the Sunday Times, the Rochdale Observer, the Wolverhampton Express & Star, all of the Associated Kent Newspapers and Lincolnshire Life. He was, for many years, the tallest person on television. He now lives on Diddly Squat Farm in Oxfordshire where he is learning to become a farmer.
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