Howard Calvert

I am a book. And I want to beat you! Think you can beat me? First, you'll have to complete my ridiculous, ludicrous, yet absolutely hilarious challenges. New Zealand has the longest place name in the world. Can you say: Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu quicker than me? Here are some more of my extra-silly challenges: Can you point to your spine? What about...

Discover who has the mightiest bite in this hilarious competition between some of the biggest - and the smallest! - animals on Earth... As a little girl munches on an apple, she thinks she must have the mightiest bite. Suddenly, along comes a parade of animals to compete for the title, including a shark with its 300 teeth in rows,...

Discover who has the mightiest bite in this hilarious competition between some of the biggest - and the smallest! - animals on Earth... As a little girl munches on an apple, she thinks she must have the mightiest bite. Suddenly, along comes a parade of animals to compete for the title, including a shark with its 300 teeth in rows,...

The familiar fable of the tortoise and the hare gets a charming and funny new spin. Barbara Hendricks has entered a running race… but what was she thinking?! After all, she’s a tortoise – and everyone knows tortoises are the slowest of the slow. But for some reason, Lorraine – her best friend and owner – believes in her, and...