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Choose Your Own Disaster

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Choose Your Own Disaster by Dana Schwartz is a comedic memoir that takes the reader on a journey through the author's twenties. It combines introspective personal anecdotes with humour, exploring themes of identity, love, and self-discovery. The book is structured like a choose-your-own-adventure story, allowing readers to navigate Schwartz's life choices and experiences.
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This book may appeal to you if you enjoy memoirs filled with humour and honesty. It offers a delightful journey through the author's twenties, exploring themes of identity, relationships, and the often absurd trials of growing up. If you're keen on a unique and relatable storytelling style that feels both personal and universally appealing, this might just be the perfect read for you.

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A hilarious, quirky, and unflinchingly honest memoir about one young woman's terrible and life-changing decisions while hoping (and sometimes failing) to find herself, in the style of Never Have I Ever and Adulting.

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A hilarious, quirky, and unflinchingly honest memoir about one young woman's terrible and life-changing decisions while hoping (and sometimes failing) to find herself, in the style of Never Have I Ever and Adulting.

Join Dana Schwartz on a journey revisiting all of the terrible decisions she made in her early twenties through the internet's favourite method of self-knowledge: the quiz. Part-memoir, part-very long personality test, Choose Your Own Disaster is a manifesto about the millennial experience and modern feminism. It explores how the easy advice of "you can be anything you want!" is actually quite difficult when faced with the myriad possible versions of oneself.

Dana has no idea who she is, but she knows she's a Carrie, a Ravenclaw, a Raphael, a Belle, a former emo kid, a Twitter addict, and a millennial just trying her best.

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Dana Schwartz's Choose Your Own Disaster receives praise for its witty and humorous narrative, capturing the chaotic journey of self-discovery in one's twenties. Reviews highlight its relatable nature for millennials and its candid storytelling that pairs humour with introspection. The book is seen as an engaging and entertaining memoir, blending personal disasters with insightful reflections.

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781478970392

Publisher: Little, Brown & Company

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 12 July 2018

Country: United States

Imprint: Hachette Audio

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 19.0mm

Width: 137.0mm

Height: 205.0mm

Weight: 216g

Pages: 272

About the Author

Dana Schwartz is an arts and culture writer based in New York City with writing for The New Yorker, The Guardian, New York Observer, Marie Claire, Glamour, Mic, GQ, VICE, and more. She is currently a staff writer for Entertainment Weekly.

She created a parody Twitter account called @GuyInYourMFA based on the people she's encountered in fiction workshops, and another one called @DystopianYA about the tropes in all of the young adult fiction books she's read. Her own (non-dystopian) YA book, And We're Off, was published May 2017 by Penguin/Razorbil.

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