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The Long Shoe

The new novel from multi-million selling author
Brief Description
A touching story of human relationships – The Guardian A delight to read – Daily Express Characteristically offbeat and thoroughly amiable – Financial Times Bathroom salesman Matt is at a crossroads. He has lost his job, he is about to be made homeless and his girlfriend... Read More
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A touching story of human relationshipsThe Guardian

A delight to readDaily Express

Characteristically offbeat and thoroughly amiableFinancial Times

Bathroom salesman Matt is at a crossroads. He has lost his job, he is about to be made homeless and his girlfriend has left him. He wants his luck to change and he wants things to go back to how they were. Out of the blue, he is offered a job that comes with a free luxury apartment. He hopes this might be enough to tempt her back. But, as events unfold, it starts to dawn on him that perhaps she didn't leave of her own accord after all…

A genuinely unexpected storyline... Definitely good for a plane ride or holiday when you can settle in and soak up the idiosyncratic characters and startling plot twists.The Daily Telegraph

Praise for Bob Mortimer:

As a comedian, Bob Mortimer spins a shaggy-dog story like nobody else – The Guardian

The much loved comic proves adept at noirish fiction in a debut whose surrealist humour sets it apart – Observer

Mortimer’s verbal specificity and off-kilter humour will keep his fans chuckling – The Times

There is a sweetness to his worldview that makes his writing gently poignant... Like Spike Milligan, the only vintage comic whose fiction is still read, Mortimer has managed to use a novel as a vehicle for his distinctive comedic voice – The Telegraph

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781398548084

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 21 May 2026

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Gallery

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 20.0mm

Width: 130.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 0g

Pages: 336

About the Author

Bob Mortimer was born in Middlesbrough in 1959, the youngest of four sons. He trained as a solicitor before a chance encounter with Vic Reeves in the 1980s led to a successful career in comedy as half of duo Reeves and Mortimer. His screen credits include Shooting Stars, Big Night Out, Catterick and most recently BBC2's Gone Fishing. His memoir, And Away…, published in 2021. It became the bestselling memoir of the year and was named Times and Sunday Times Humour Book of the Year. His first novel, The Satsuma Complex, was published in 2022 and won the Bollinger Everyman Wodehouse prize for Comic Fiction. The sequel, The Hotel Avocado, was an immediate number one bestseller on release in 2024. His books have now sold over 2 million copies. He's on Twitter and Instagram as @RealBobMortimer.

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