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Malcolm & Juliet
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Malcolm & Juliet by Bernard Beckett is a hilarious and crazy YA novel where Malcolm decides to make a documentary about sex. As a result, a series of humourous and unexpected events unfold. This book captures the essence of a modern TV sit-com. Filled with moments...
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Malcolm is sixteen. With the mind of a scientist, the body of a teenager, and an ambition to reconcile the two, he embarks upon his latest research project - sex. Join Malcolm in his journey, as he meets the cast of characters who will take him a little closer to the centre of life's mystery. Ages 13+.
The sixth novel by the award-winning author of Genesis
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Description
Malcolm & Juliet by Bernard Beckett is a hilarious and crazy YA novel where Malcolm decides to make a documentary about sex. As a result, a series of humourous and unexpected events unfold.
This book captures the essence of a modern TV sit-com. Filled with moments of farce and slapstick, a group of quirky teenagers find themselves in extraordinary situations and their responses are both strange and hilarious. With its sharp wit, the novel is full of smart one-liners, stretched situations, and idiosyncratic characters.
Malcolm & Juliet, the sixth novel by the award-winning author of Genesis, has a 'sexy' theme with minimal description, embodying the style of television. The novel not only addresses teenagers' main preoccupations but also undercuts, subverts, and sends them up with a marvellous sting in the tail.
Hilarious and engaging, this novel is a must-read for anyone looking for a sharp and witty tale of teenage antics.
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781877135941
Publisher: Random House New Zealand Ltd
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 02 July 2004
Country: New Zealand
Imprint: Longacre Press
Audience: Children
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 13.0mm
Width: 127.0mm
Height: 197.0mm
Weight: 140g
Pages: 144
About the Author
BERNARD BECKETT is one of our most popular writers for young adults. He's recently been awarded a NZ Science, Mathematics and Technology Teacher Fellowship for 2005 where he'll be exploring DNA mutations.
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