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I Am Not Boring

The True-Life Story of a Log
By Lena Podesta
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The funniest (and totally not boring) picture book that has ever existed about a log, full of scientific facts and delightfully silly storytelling. What's so special about a log? It just sits there and does nothing. How boring! However, you may be surprised to learn that... Read More
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The funniest (and totally not boring) picture book that has ever existed about a log, full of scientific facts and delightfully silly storytelling.

What's so special about a log? It just sits there and does nothing. How boring! However, you may be surprised to learn that logs are anything but boring—they are an essential part of life in the forest. Logs provide shelter, become food, and even turn into a safe place for a new tree to grow.

Told with humour and heart, I Am Not Boring shows how an old log is not, in fact, boring at all. This endearing, goofball picture book by author-illustrator Lena Podesta is subversive humour at its best. Factual back matter about log lifecycles is also included. While readers are giggling along, they're learning about the importance of ecosystems—and believing in themselves.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780593838297

Publisher: Random House USA Inc

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 26 May 2026

Country: United States

Imprint: Random House Inc

Illustration: ILLUSTRATED PICTURE BOOK

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Width: 229.0mm

Height: 229.0mm

Weight: 0g

Pages: 40

Collections

Children's Books Children’s, Teenage and Educational Lena Podesta Penguin Books

About the Author

Lena Podesta has been working as an artist in the animation industry and as an illustrator for more than two decades. Her work has included picture book illustration, editorial illustration, character development, design for animation, directing, story boarding, and character animation.

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