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You Have to F**king Eat

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You Have to Fking Eat by Adam Mansbach is a humorous take on the challenging task of getting children to eat. In a similar style to its predecessor, this book combines comedic verse with real-life parental frustrations, balancing relatable humour with the everyday struggles of mealtime.
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This book may appeal to you if you appreciate humorous takes on parental struggles, particularly the universal challenges of getting children to eat. Packed with wit and relatable scenarios, it offers a light-hearted and refreshing perspective for parents who need a good laugh amidst meal-time battles.

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From the author of the international bestseller Go the Fuck to Sleep comes a book about the other great parental frustration—getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal.

Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic, You Have to Fucking Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving mums and dads—new, old and expectant—a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem. You probably shouldn't read it to your children.

Praise for Go the Fuck to Sleep:

'The language? WTF! This hilarious, politically incorrect book is totally correct about the feelings of sleepless, brain-dead parents.' - Mem Fox

'A new bible for weary parents.' - New York Times

'Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this deranged book.' - New Yorker

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You Have to Fking Eat by Adam Mansbach is widely appreciated for its humour and relatability among parents dealing with picky eaters. Reviewers note its ability to provide comic relief to tired parents, delivering both laughs and a sense of camaraderie in the shared parenting struggle. Its candid language and clever take on a universal parenting challenge make it a hit, though it’s clearly intended for adult audiences.

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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781922182883

Publisher: Text Publishing

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 21 November 2014

Country: Australia

Imprint: The Text Publishing Company

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Owen Brozman

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Width: 215.0mm

Height: 165.0mm

Weight: 250g

Pages: 32

About the Author

Authors Bio, not available

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