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Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book (The No.1 football series)
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This book is perfect for children who love football and enjoy silly jokes. It's an entertaining read for young fans looking to impress friends or add fun to football-themed gatherings.
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What do you call an Englishman at the Qatar 2022 World Cup final?
A referee!
A referee!
From the No.1 bestselling football series comes the Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book - just in time for the summer!
The UFH Joke Book is here and it's the ultimate collection of the funniest footy puns and gags, one-liners and anecdotes you're ever likely to find. Whether young readers wish to impress their friends with the silliest football jokes or try their luck on an unsuspecting adult, this joke book is the perfect pastime to share with all your family & friends.
With 112 pages of rip-roaring funnies, here's just a few awaiting you:
What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
A Juventus fan rolling down a hill!
Did you hear about the Icelandic centre-back who couldn't swim?
They gave her the captain's armband.
What is Man City's club motto?
If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again.
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Book Details
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ISBN: 9781789465877
Publisher: John Blake Publishing Ltd
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 07 July 2022
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Dino Books
Audience: Children
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 7.0mm
Width: 130.0mm
Height: 198.0mm
Weight: 92g
Pages: 112
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