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The Very Thirsty Vampire
A Parody
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Ideal for readers aged 9 and above, this book will entertain fans of The Vampire Diaries and Dracula. It appeals to children who enjoy playful parodies of classic board books, as well as adults who appreciate a slightly demented sense of humour and undead-themed fun.
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See moreAge range 9+ For fans of The Vampire Diaries , Dracula , or any original bloodsucker comes a parody of the children's classic The Very Hungry Caterpillar
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For fans of The Vampire Diaries, Dracula, or any original bloodsucker comes a parody of the children's classic The Very Hungry Caterpillar
In this hilarious parody of a children's classic, The Very Thirsty Vampire presents a charming little fellow with a very specific kind of thirst. As he drinks his way through a variety of bartenders, baristas, wine stewards, soda jerks, and other vendors of fine beverages who try to quench his thirst, he pines for something of more substance, finally finding it in a blood bank, where an unsuspecting technician finds out she's just his type!
With vivid, playful art and amusing text, The Very Thirsty Vampire will appeal to picture-book lovers of all ages. Adults will catch its slightly demented humour. Older kids who grew up on classic board books will love the fun of the parody. And all who appreciate the undead will adore this dashing bloodthirsty gentleman with a wicked sense of humour.
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ISBN: 9781510761551
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing
Format: Board book
Date Published: 27 October 2020
Country: United States
Imprint: Skyhorse Publishing
Illustration: 26 color illustrations
Contributors:
- Illustrated by Jon Apple
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 18.0mm
Width: 178.0mm
Height: 127.0mm
Weight: 252g
Pages: 24
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About the Author
Michael Teitelbaum is the author of The Very Hungry Zombie, The Very Thirsty Vampire, and hundreds of other children's books including young adult and middle grade novels, tie-in novelizations, and picture books based on characters, movies, and TV shows as varied as Spider-Man, Superman, Avatar, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Smallville, X-Men, Batman, Transformers, Garfield, and Kermit the Frog. His books include the sports series Backyard Sports, Weird Sports, Jackie Robinson: Champion for Equality, and The Scary States of America. He lives in Hobart, New York.
Jon Apple is an artist and illustrator. He is versed in every method and medium imaginable-from greetingcards to editorial cartoons; from posters to portraiture; from fine art to Photoshop. He is the illustrator for The Very Hungry Zombie and The Very Thirsty Vampire, and to echo the work and style of a legend like Eric Carle has been an honor and a privilege-and more fun than a grown man should be allowed to have. He lives in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
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