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The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp

How to Survive a Fire and A Chaotic Upbringing (Without Losing Your Sense of Humour)
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'Krystal Evans is a born writer - from the first page you know you are in the hands of someone who knows what the hell she's doing. This is a wonderful book: funny, heart-breaking, beautifully paced - I don't expect to read a better memoir for... Read More
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A witty, insightful and inspiring memoir from the rising-star comedian about coping with an unimaginable tragedy and rising from the ashes

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'Krystal Evans is a born writer - from the first page you know you are in the hands of someone who knows what the hell she's doing. This is a wonderful book: funny, heart-breaking, beautifully paced - I don't expect to read a better memoir for a very long time.' - ROBERT WEBB, author of How Not To Be A Boy

'Funny and heart-breaking in equal measure, Krystal's cool, clear voice cuts through the noise of growing up in chaos.' - FERN BRADY, author of Strong Female Character

'The guiltiest of literary pleasures: a memoir that you open with trepidation and stay up till 6am to finish.' - KATE SPICER, author of Lost Dog

'Krystal's writing is compelling, edgy and always hilarious. The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp is so much more than your average comedian's memoir. Absolutely essential reading.' - JOSIE LONG

When Krystal Evans was 14, the house that she shared with her mother and little sister burned down. Krystal narrowly escaped by breaking a window and jumping out head-first, suffering burns, smoke inhalation, PTSD, and the unimaginable tragedy of losing her six-year-old sister. But horrific as events were, the account of what led the family to that fatal night, and how they coped with its aftermath, is a richer and more complex story.

Writing with skill and candour to find light in the darkest of places, this is Krystal Evans' story of growing up poor in America, living with a mentally ill mother, and having a wolf for a pet (really). From the indignities of being rejected from 'burn camp' for being 'too attractive', to putting up with a succession of her mum's increasingly dangerous and shady friends and partners, Krystal and her sister Katie's childhoods were marked by adult chaos, inappropriate behaviour, and never knowing what the next day would bring.

The Hottest Girl at Burn Camp is Krystal's story of how she grew from the ashes of disaster into the confident, funny, and (reasonably) well-hinged adult, mother, and comedian that she is today. At the same time, funny, tragic, and inspiring, it is the story of a family dangerously close to the edge, and of a girl struggling to make her way into adulthood, once the smoke clears.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781800962736

Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 19 June 2025

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Monoray

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Width: 135.0mm

Height: 216.0mm

Weight: 250g

Pages: 320

About the Author

KRYSTAL EVANS is an American standup comedian based in the UK. She has been featured on Comedy Central, Mitchell & Webb, BBC Scotland, and many others. Her stand-up show about the fire, also called The Hottest Girl At Burn Camp, won critical acclaim and coverage in The Times, The Telegraph and The Guardian, among others. She lives in Edinburgh and is the super-responsible mum to two boys. Her favourite food is breakfast burritos and she has a humongous photo of Rod Serling in her front room.

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