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My Knees Have Eyes (Don’t Freak Out #1)
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A forgotten pool ... slime you can’t get off your skin ... And a creature that takes over your body ... When a bizarre encounter with a blob suddenly turns Philbert into a great swimmer, his whole life turns around. The only downside is that now...
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A forgotten pool ... slime you can’t get off your skin ... And a creature that takes over your body ...
When a bizarre encounter with a blob suddenly turns Philbert into a great swimmer, his whole life turns around. The only downside is that now his knees have a mind of their own. Don't freak out, but the school swimming carnival is about to get seriously strange.
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781761725067
Publisher: Scholastic Australia
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 01 September 2026
Country: Australia
Imprint: Scholastic Australia
Contributors:
- Illustrated by Jessica Roberts
Audience: Children
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 10.0mm
Width: 135.0mm
Height: 208.0mm
Weight: 0g
Pages: 224
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