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Maybe Swearing Will Help
Relax and Curse Your A** Off in Cross Stitch
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This book suits both beginners and experienced crafters looking for an unconventional, humorous approach to cross-stitch. Ideal for those who enjoy witty, adult-themed art projects and want to relieve stress creatively with a dash of profanity.
The idiots got you down? Get a needle and thread and stab your stress away with this collection of wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap cross-stitch patterns. Cursing a blue streak has never been so satisfying!
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The idiots got you down? Get a needle and thread and stab your stress away with this collection of wash-your-mouth-out-with-soap cross-stitch patterns. Cursing a blue streak has never been so satisfying!
There are times when just hollering obscenities won’t do—you need to stab something. Now you can do both. Maybe Swearing Will Help combines two of the best stress-relievers—cursing, and cross stitch—into one of the most irreverently enjoyable crafting experiences you’ll ever have.
With 25 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitch designers, this book has everything from a modern take on the traditional sampler to retro comic book designs, all with snarky to downright foul-mouthed phrases. It is definitely not your grandmother’s cross stitch!
No previous experience is required. In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, the book includes a guide to basic lessons in cross-stitch techniques, so anyone can start swearin’ and stabbin’ right away.
Whether you want the world to know that they need to wash their damn hands or you want to stitch a gift for your favourite potty mouth, Maybe Swearing Will Help has just what you need to find your way to inner f*cking peace.
SWEARING AND STABBING: Get out your aggressions with easy-to-make foul-mouth cross-stitch projects
25 PATTERNS: Choose from dozens of designs to send just the right message, from Bollocks to F*ck It
FOR EVERY SKILL LEVEL: From beginning potty-mouths to expletive experts, Maybe Swearing Will Help includes complete patterns, step-by-step instructions, and a guide to cross-stitch basics
TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by more than a dozen of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy
INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-colour images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your beautiful damned artwork
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ISBN: 9781681889351
Publisher: Insight Editions
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 07 March 2023
Country: United States
Imprint: Weldon Owen, Incorporated
Illustration: Colour Throughout
Audience: General / adult
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Width: 203.0mm
Height: 203.0mm
Weight: 250g
Pages: 128
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About the Author
Weldon Owen is an imprint of Insight Editions, a publisher of illustrated books on food & drink, photography, music, and popular culture. Elegant and informative, Weldon Owen titles showcase the best of art, photography, and design in exquisite presentations of the bookmaker's craft. They are located in San Rafael, CA.
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