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John Dies at the End - If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe

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John Dies at the End explores a chilling question: if a dark, powerful entity sought to control your mind, would you even notice? Narrating the eerie tale of Dave, John, and Amy, a trio of barely-employed amateurs, this story delves into a sinister mystery involving a popular toy and its smartphone app demanding flesh from children. As these friends unravel high-tech occult manipulations and hidden family secrets, they confront an unsettling truth about the nature of possession and control.
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This book is ideal for readers who enjoy horror and supernatural thrillers with a mix of dark humour and modern technology themes. Fans of twisted mysteries and stories blending occult elements with everyday life will find it compelling.

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The New York Times-bestselling John Dies at the End series continues with another terrifying and hilarious tale of Armageddon and the three hopeless heroes standing in its way.

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I want you to stop what you're doing and ask yourself an important question: If some dark, powerful entity was attempting to ensnare your mind and dominate your will, would you even notice?

A competent devil would know that if he revealed his true nature, you'd resist, or seek help. The ideal possession would be more subtle; to you, it would feel like it was your choice. The takeover of your soul would be soothing, satisfying, maybe even kind of fun. An entity armed with such techniques would ensnare millions before anyone caught on.

In possibly related news, Dave, John and Amy hear from a panicked mother that a popular toy and its connected smartphone app are demanding flesh from her daughter. Around the world, other owners of the toy are reporting the same. Who, or what, is behind it? What's their endgame? And why does this mother seem to be harbouring dark secrets about her family's past?

As these three barely-employed amateurs dig for the truth under layers of high-tech occult manipulation and subterfuge, another crucial question lingers: Is there seriously no one else who can handle this?

John Dies at the End - If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe delves into these mysteries with humour and intrigue, inviting readers to uncover the truth about these eerie happenings.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781803360119

Publisher: Titan Books Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 18 October 2022

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Titan Books Ltd

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Width: 130.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 250g

Pages: 512

About the Author

Jason Pargin is an online humorist, National Lampoon contributor, and editor-in-chief of Cracked.com. He writes under the pseudonym David Wong. David Wong is the pseudonym of Jason Pargin, online humorist, National Lampoon contributor, and editor-in-chief of Cracked.com.

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