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I Can Count To 10

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Hands down, the funniest book of the decade! From the twisted imagination of Roman Dirge, the Michelangelo of the macabre, comes his latest magnificent masterpiece, I Can Count to Ten, the first non-children's book for adults. Roman Dirge's unique brand of humour spawned the subgenre for... Read More
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Hands down, the funniest book of the decade! From the twisted imagination of Roman Dirge, the Michelangelo of the macabre comes this, his latest magnificent masterpiece - I CAN COUNT TO TEN, the first non-children's book for adults. Roman Dirge's unique brand of humor spawned the subgenre for cute girl gothic horror/humor.

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Hands down, the funniest book of the decade! From the twisted imagination of Roman Dirge, the Michelangelo of the macabre, comes his latest magnificent masterpiece, I Can Count to Ten, the first non-children's book for adults.

Roman Dirge's unique brand of humour spawned the subgenre for cute girl gothic horror/humour. If you loved Roman Dirge's unique, anarchic, and counter-culture cult classic Lenore: The Cute Little Dead Girl, then get ready for his greatest book yet!

Presented as a child's primer book for maths, I Can Count to Ten is without a doubt the single most completely useless teaching aid for anyone looking for a book to teach them how to count to ten. What starts as the cutest counting book in the history of education soon descends spectacularly into the single goriest, bloodiest, and funniest non-teaching aid EVER, somehow managing to shoehorn in a sinister government conspiracy and an alien invasion into a gentle tale of a bunch of loveable numbers introducing themselves in order.

Genius is a word bandied about a lot, but what Roman has done here is nothing less than pure genius, creating a genuinely funny belly-laugh of a book that will have any reader crying with laughter.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781787743830

Publisher: Titan Books Ltd

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 08 October 2024

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Titan Comics

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Width: 209.0mm

Height: 147.0mm

Weight: 300g

Pages: 64

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About the Author

Roman Dirge is an artist, magician and creator of the cult-favourite Lenore comic series. He created Lenore in 1992 for the San Diego alternative magazine Xenophobe. In 1997 he launched the Lenore comic in the US, which quickly became a publishing phenomenon. In 2009, Titan Books started publishing the new collections in full-colour. As well as books, his art and designs have been featured on t-shirts, stationery, toys and tattoos.

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