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Dad-isms

The Crazy Things Dads Say and Do
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Dad-isms by Geoff Tibballs is a humorous collection capturing the endearing and often cringe-worthy sayings and antics of dads. It showcases embarrassing anecdotes, true stories, and corny jokes dads share to amuse themselves and their families – even if no one else finds them funny. From awkward moments at weddings to the classic 'dad dancing', this book highlights the quirky nonsense and cheesy phrases that define the charmingly daft things dads say and do.
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This book is perfect for anyone who enjoys light-hearted humour, especially readers who can relate to the amusing quirks of fatherhood or family life. It's ideal for those seeking a playful, affectionate look at the everyday silliness of dads.

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A hilarious (or groan-worthy) look at the rite of passage that all dads go through.

From 'dad jokes' to wedding speeches, this is a comprehensive collection of dad-isms that any father will see himself in.

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Do you think your jokes are hilarious, without fail? Ever thought something was sidesplittingly funny only to have the rest of your family look at you with pity and disdain? It probably means that you’ve succumbed to the daft, ill-advised things all Dads say and do – the things you swore you’d never do! You’ve fallen for Dad-isms.

In this hilarious book you’ll find embarrassing anecdotes and true stories, cringeworthy jokes, sayings, quotes and all manner of quirky nonsense that dads come up with to keep you (but mostly him) amused.

From excruciating things dads say at weddings to the cheesy phrases that make you sigh but him guffaw, from dad dancing to the crazy things they save up for the most inappropriate moments... these dad-isms are so bad they’re almost good.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781789295184

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 25 May 2023

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Michael O'Mara Books Ltd

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 14.0mm

Width: 129.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 180g

Pages: 192

About the Author

Geoff Tibballs has written many bestselling books, including Senior Jokes (The Ones You Can Remember), Seriously Senior Moments (Or, Have You Bought This Book Before?) and The Grumpy Old Git’s Guide to Life.

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