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Cancel Me If You Can

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In his unfiltered style, Dave Portnoy details the journey of how he built his polarising media empire, Barstool Sports, while refusing to bend the knee to those who tried to tear him down, staying true to himself and blocking out the haters. Dave Portnoy is a... Read More
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In his unfiltered style, Dave Portnoy details the journey of how he built his polarising media empire, Barstool Sports, while refusing to bend the knee to those who tried to tear him down, staying true to himself and blocking out the haters.

Dave Portnoy is a gambler. From his days playing Little League baseball, he has always bet on himself and his future, which is exactly how he built his digital media empire, Barstool Sports. It all started in 2004, when Dave wrote what he knew and passed out a four-page broadsheet newspaper all over Boston. The idea was simple but revolutionary: not everyone wanted their sports takes from SportsCenter anchors in suits. Fans wanted something local, raw, and unapologeticโ€”written in the same language and tone you might hear at your local sports bar. So, Dave gave it to them.

More than twenty years later, Barstool has grown into a nine-figure company with over 300 employees and 150 active brands. But the story doesnโ€™t end there. Dave continues to expand Barstool and his personal brand, launching into the world of sports betting, giving honest pizza reviews, building generational media stars, and giving back to dog shelters and small businesses with the help of his own famous rescue dog, Miss Peaches.

Though he didnโ€™t set out to be a political lightning rod, it happenedโ€”and heโ€™s fully aware that half the internet hates him while the other half loves him. The truth? He doesnโ€™t care, as long as people take interest. Heโ€™s always been brutally honest, and he always will be. Daveโ€™s journey hasnโ€™t been perfect. Heโ€™s failedโ€”publicly and personallyโ€”and heโ€™s constantly willing to risk it all. Why? Because he already knows what itโ€™s like to lose everything and start over, time and time again. So why not?

In Cancel Me If You Can, Dave lays it all out: the hard work, the timing, the luck, the poisonous relationships behind the curtain, and the balls it took to get to where he is today. This isnโ€™t a memoir or a business bookโ€”itโ€™s another bet on himself. But honestly, would you really want to bet against him? The odds are against it.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781668222027

Publisher: Simon & Schuster

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 30 June 2026

Country: United States

Imprint: Simon & Schuster

Illustration: b&w photos t-o

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 25.0mm

Width: 152.0mm

Height: 229.0mm

Weight: 472g

Pages: 320

About the Author

Dave Portnoy, known as โ€œEl Presidente,โ€ is founder of Barstool Sports, a digital media company known for its sports, humor, and pop culture content. Initially a four-page newspaper distributed in Boston, Barstool has grown into a multi-million-dollar company with millions of followers across the world. Along with his success as owner of Barstool, Dave is widely known for his candid pizza review videos and passionate dog shelter advocacy following his adoption of his pitbull Miss Peaches. Dave raised over $41 million through the Barstool Fund to support small businesses hurt by the COVID pandemic. He recently launched Lucky One Lemonade, an alcoholic beverage that supports animal rescue efforts. A strong, influential businessman and social media personality, he is known for his sharp wit, honesty, and bold, authentic voice. Dave splits his time between Nantucket and Miami with Miss Peaches and his beagle, Pete.

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