Zoë Foster Blake

‘Zoë Foster Blake is incapable of writing a false sentence. Every crackling page presents a new bone-deep, funny, wise and utterly brave insight into love, family and the breathless abyss of big business ... And what an extraordinary tale it is.’Trent Dalton Hair stylist Kit Cooper is at the top of her game. She does the shows in Milan and...

This funny picture book of dad and fart jokes from Zoë Foster Blake is the perfect gift for kids to give to Dad and share a giggle together on Father’s Day. Why do Dad and Fart love Father’s Day? Because it’s the one day they can have a real 'blast' of a time! Share this whiffy book of dad and...

No One Likes a Fart NATIONAL BESTSELLER WINNER OF THE 2018 ABIA PICTURE BOOK OF THE YEAR A sweet, funny story about accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are. Mostly, though, it's about a fart. And fart jokes. Loooots of fart jokes. Fart is excited! He's desperate to make friends and have fun....

A warm and funny bedtime story where it's the parents who won't go to sleep. The perfect follow-up picture book to No One Likes a Fart by the inimitable Zoë Foster Blake. Poor Finn is looking forward to drifting off to sleep in his cosy warm bed, when Mummy appears wanting a drink. Finn resettles her and has just fallen...

A gorgeous bubble-filled ode to bath-time chaos, as seen from the bath's point of view. From the inimitable Zoe Foster Blake, author of the bestselling No One Likes a Fart. Bath-time is fun! There's the bubbles, the bath toys and lots of splashing, of course. But have you ever wondered what it's like for the bath? Scaredy Bath does not...

A funny and delightful picture book about dreaming up the perfect gift for a friend, where your imagination has no limits! I was thinking about what present to give you, and I knew it had to be absolutely AWESOME. Something you'd really want. Something you'd remember forever. Something... SUPER-AMAZING FANTASTICO! What would YOU choose as the best present ever? A...

Zoë Foster Blake's beloved Fart character from the bestselling No one Likes a Fart is ready to make some new toddler and baby friends with this fun lift-the-flap board book. Fart is looking for his favourite smells—so lift the flaps to discover what your favourite smell will be! Fart is excited to see the big, big world and find some...

Zoë Foster Blake's beloved character Fart is back. Together with his new friend Burp, they're off on an adventure to use their bad pongs for good! Move over Superman and Wonder Woman, here come the Superstinkers! What could be better than a Fart with a heart? A Super Fart, of course! Wafting around with his stinky best friend Burp, Fart...

A hilarious new story from Zoë Foster Blake that celebrates children's love of play fighting and acting out imaginary battles, except this time it's Mum who wants to play and she never wants to stop! Ana and Louis are tired after a long day at school and kinder. They just want to watch TV, but Mum wants to play battle!...

The Wrong Girl is funny, charming and lots of fun. Zoë's writing is always fresh and full of heart. Jessica Marais Lily needs a break. A man break. She hadn't exactly meant to sleep with her friend, Pete, and she certainly hadn't expected him to confess his love - for another girl - the next morning. If men were going...

This easy-to-read chick lit novel is dripping in wry wit. — InStyle When Abby enjoys a memorable night with a delicious 22-year-old, she easily waves him out of her life the next morning. She doesn't have time for these sorts of distractions. And he's only 22, after all! A child. But the charming young Marcus isn't going to let her...

Witty, direct ...and scarily accurate. - Australian Women's Weekly Wouldn't it be great if there was a textbook with clear lessons on clever dating and how to build that Perfect Relationship? One that tells it straight but lets you laugh at yourself too? One that leaves you with your dignity and your personality intact? There is! Hint - Turn this...

"This glam and fictional exposé of the lives of WAGS is a rollicking read." NW In the glossy world of footballers' WAGS, love is the toughest game of all. Jean Bennett, an aspiring jewellery designer, knows as much about football as she does astrophysics. But when she moves to the bright lights of Sydney and falls in love with star...

No One Likes a Fart, everyone's favourite read-aloud picture book, is now available in a limited-edition gift set, including a soft and cuddly plush toy fart. A sweet, funny story about accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are. Mostly, though, it's about a fart. And fart jokes. Loooots of fart jokes.

An indispensable reference guide to the heart by Australia's favourite relationship advisor Zoe Foster Blake. Most of us mosey between single, dating and committed in a half-rapturous, half-tortured loop for a large portion of our lives. There's no right or wrong when it comes to love, life and relationships. There are no rules and there is no normal when it...

Break-ups suck but you don't have to suck at break-ups. Break-ups are awful, and they're very real, but that doesn't mean they get to take over your whole life for a year. YOU can take charge. YOU can be the boss of your break-up. YOU can choose to see it as a gift. And you dang well should! Life is...

'Cheerful, bouncy and sweetly funny.' Sydney Morning Herald After Hannah Atkins, the magazine world's most unlikely beauty editor, is dumped for the local TV weather girl, she adopts some hardcore rules to attain the Perfect Life. She will learn how to blend her eye makeup so she doesn't resemble an over-emotional beauty queen. She will triumph over the catty mag-hags...

Zoë Foster Blake is incapable of writing a false sentence. Every crackling page presents a new bone-deep, funny, wise, and utterly brave insight into love, family, and the breathless abyss of big business... And what an extraordinary tale it is. Trent Dalton Things Will Calm Down Soon is everything I want in a novel - a smart and engaging read...

Fully revised and updated! Over 60 new pages! New longer title! Sometimes a lady just needs to know the most flattering lipstick for her skin tone, or how to correctly use sunscreen, or a very quick hairstyle to conceal her unwashed hair. And there's no reason she shouldn't know which foundation or mascara is best for her, either. All the...

When Farah's husband has an affair (she f*cking knew it), her group chat doesn't offer platitudes. They offer Mykonos. A free luxury villa, thanks to Vivian's DJ toy-boy. Clubs, beaches, boats, cocktails, and a week free from school lunches, perimenopausal insomnia and husbands waking them at 5am for run club. But the five friends arrive with more than just new...