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Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book (The No.1 football series)

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By Saaleh Patel and Ultimate Football Heroes
Series: Ultimate Football Heroes
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Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book is a collection of hilarious football-themed jokes, puns, one-liners, and anecdotes designed especially for young football fans. Packed with 112 pages of rip-roaring fun, it offers lighthearted humour related to football clubs, players, and the sport itself, ideal for sharing laughs with family and friends.
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Format: Paperback / softback
$1699
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This book is perfect for children who love football and enjoy silly jokes. It's an entertaining read for young fans looking to impress friends or add fun to football-themed gatherings.

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UFH Joke Book

The funniest footy puns, gags, one-liners and anecdotes.

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What do you call an Englishman at the Qatar 2022 World Cup final?
A referee!

From the No.1 bestselling football series comes the Ultimate Football Heroes Joke Book - just in time for the summer!

The UFH Joke Book is here and it's the ultimate collection of the funniest footy puns and gags, one-liners and anecdotes you're ever likely to find. Whether young readers wish to impress their friends with the silliest football jokes or try their luck on an unsuspecting adult, this joke book is the perfect pastime to share with all your family & friends.

With 112 pages of rip-roaring funnies, here's just a few awaiting you:

What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
A Juventus fan rolling down a hill!

Did you hear about the Icelandic centre-back who couldn't swim?
They gave her the captain's armband.

What is Man City's club motto?
If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again.

And there's so many more!

Why not also dive into the Ultimate Football Heroes Activity Book or the Ultimate Football Heroes Quiz Book?

Series: Ultimate Football Heroes

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Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781789465877

Publisher: John Blake Publishing Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 07 July 2022

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Dino Books

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 7.0mm

Width: 130.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 92g

Pages: 112

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Children's Books Children’s, Teenage and Educational Football Humour Saaleh Patel Series: Ultimate Football Heroes Ultimate Football Heroes

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