Rob Temple

From the bestselling creator of Very British Problems comes a survival guide every middle-aged Brit has been waiting for. The midlife crisis is coming for you, whether you like it or not. Early symptoms include browsing bright orange convertibles you can't afford, starting a podcast nobody asked for, the overwhelming urge to get a tattoo that says 'no regrets' (despite...

There's an epidemic sweeping the nation. Symptoms include: Acute embarrassment at the mere notion of making a fuss Extreme awkwardness when faced with any social greeting beyond a brisk handshake An unhealthy preoccupation with meteorology Doctors have also reported several cases of unnecessary apologising, an obsessive interest in correct queuing etiquette, and dramatic sighing in the presence of loud teenagers...

Spot-on. It's ideal to read if you're hiding in your shed on Boxing Day! Prima The ultimate showcase of the quirks, mishaps and traditions that define British life, all rolled into one bonkers season. Christmas, as we all know, is a minefield. What the hell do you buy your mother-in-law? How to deal with the inevitable arguments provoked by a...