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Ew, David, and Other Schitty Quotes: The Little Guide to Schitt's Creek
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Fans of Schitt's Creek and lovers of sharp, witty humour will relish this compendium of iconic quotes. Ideal for anyone who enjoys sitcoms, character-driven comedy, and a touch of melodrama wrapped in affectionate banter.
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See moreOver 150 of the finest quotes from the most infamous riches-to-rags story a small town has ever seen.
Over 150 of the finest quotes from the most infamous riches-to-rags story a small town has ever seen. From side-splitting bickering between David and Alexis and Roland Schitt's political wisdom to Johnny Rose's solid business advice and of course, Moira's many regaling turns of phrase. Whether you need a pick-me-up or a well-timed put-down, let the eclectic cast of Schitt's Creek guide you on your way. Love that journey for us.
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Ew, David!
Schitt's Creek and the Rose family have entered the hearts and homes of viewers all over the world. The heartwarming sitcom follows the newly destitute magnate Johnny Rose, his wife, eccentric soap opera actress Moira, and their two adult children, the pretentious David and jet-setting socialite Alexis, as they set up in Schitt's Creek, a town they once bought as a joke. Now for the first time, the wisecracks, melodrama, relationship advice and gratuitous celebrity name-drops have all been gathered in one place.
Ew, David, and Other Schitty Quotes contains over 150 of the finest quotes from the most infamous riches-to-rags story a small town has ever seen. From side-splitting bickering between David and Alexis and Roland Schitt's political wisdom to Johnny Rose's solid business advice and, of course, Moira's many regaling turns of phrase. Whether you need a pick-me-up or a well-timed put-down, let the eclectic cast of Schitt's Creek guide you on your way. Love that journey for us.
'I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now.' - David Rose on his emotional state.
'David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.' - Moira asked David to be polite in her unique manner.
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ISBN: 9781800690691
Publisher: Headline Publishing Group
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 16 September 2021
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: OH
Audience: General / adult
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Spine width: 18.0mm
Width: 138.0mm
Height: 118.0mm
Weight: 240g
Pages: 192
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