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The Corporate Translator
A Guide to Nonsense Words in the Office
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Survive the 9-to-5 so you can make it to your 5-to-9! This hilarious gift book swaps business-speak for actual human language—a viral TikTok sendup of office culture for anyone who's sat through a meeting that could've been an email. Corporatespeak: “Take this offline.” Translation: “I have...
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Survive the 9-to-5 so you can make it to your 5-to-9! This hilarious gift book swaps business-speak for actual human language—a viral TikTok sendup of office culture for anyone who's sat through a meeting that could've been an email.
Corporatespeak: “Take this offline.” Translation: “I have no idea how to handle this, so I'm just going to hope you forget about it.”
Whether you're a burned-out professional, a veteran of Zoom calls that could've been emails, or a fresh grad learning to speak fluent office, stand-up comedian Mike Mancusi—as his viral character the Corporate Translator—shares the practical takeaways anyone can use to communicate like a human at work.
- 100+ buzzwords and euphemisms decoded into plain English
- HR-approved ways to express pure hostility to a coworker
- Scripts for negotiating raises, acing interviews, and navigating the office environment from onboarding to exit interview
- A “What They Say vs. What They Mean” guide to office life
Decode the chaos and laugh your way through your next performance review!
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9798881610258
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 24 September 2026
Country: United States
Imprint: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 10.0mm
Width: 127.0mm
Height: 178.0mm
Weight: 138g
Pages: 144
About the Author
Mike Mancusi is a stand-up comedian, content creator, and tech sales veteran based in New York City. After having his soul crushed by multiple tech companies, he found the perfect fuel for comedy: corporate culture. You can find him online @mikemancusi across platforms.
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