Matt Kelly

Following on from their hilarious Ickypedia, comes this CROOKBOOK full of INGROSSIENTS to make every kid into a DISASTERCHEF. It contains smelly and just plain disgusting words, scribbles, COOKING DESTRUCTIONS, and a guide to the world's worst RESTAURWRONGS. Full of made-up history, bonkers definitions, food unfacts and packed with illustrations by Australia's best-loved kids comedians, The Listies!

From ALPHABURP to ZINKLEGRITTING, the Ickypedia has some of the most ridiculous, stupid, and GROSSTASTIC words you've never heard. FRUIN: To ruin a perfectly unhealthy snack by adding fruit to it. SPEWTIFUL: A beautiful spew. See also POOTIFUL. UDDER PANTS: Undies for cows. Ickypedia: A disgusting book you should never, ever read. "It's full of snot, vomit and jokes about...

Prepare to laugh ... A lot! Jam-packed with jokes, not factual facts, silly one-liners, activities, and hilarious illustrations, This Book is a Joke (The Listies) is guaranteed to have you in stitches. Q: Did you hear about the vet that spoiled the surprise party? A: They let the cat out of the bag Q: What is the most popular haircut...