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The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters

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The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters by Kara LaReau is a charming children's book following the Bland Sisters, Jaundice and Kale, who live a monotonous life. Their world turns upside down when they are unexpectedly swept away on a pirate escapade. This adventure thrusts them into a whirlwind of excitement and self-discovery, far from their mundane routines.
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You might enjoy this book if you appreciate tales of unexpected excitement and humour, as it follows the journey of two sisters who find themselves swept into thrilling adventures. It's perfect for young readers who enjoy quirky characters, delightful surprises, and a storyline that combines both wit and whimsy.

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"Meet Jaundice and Kale Bland, two sisters who avoid excitement at any cost. One day, the Bland sisters are kidnapped by an all-female band of pirates. They're unwillingly swept into a high-seas romp that might just lead to solving the mystery of what happened to their missing parents"--

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In the spirit of A Series of Unfortunate Events and the Incorrigible Children of Ashton Place series, The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters will captivate middle-grade readers looking for humor, hijinks, and a swashbuckling good time. Meet Jaundice and Kale Bland, two sisters who avoid excitement at any cost. Together, they patiently await the return of their parents, who left on an errand years ago and have never returned.

One day, the Bland sisters are kidnapped by an all-female band of pirates. They're unwillingly swept into a high-seas romp that might just lead to solving the mystery of what happened to their parents. With whimsical illustrations and Roald Dahl-esque wit, The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters is the visually stunning, laugh-out-loud funny start to a new series for readers who are looking for an anything-but-bland adventure.

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Kara LaReau combines dry wit with swashbuckling adventure in The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters. The book is praised for its quirky, humorous storytelling and features illustrations that capture its peculiar and playful spirit. It's recommended for readers transitioning from simpler tales to more complex series, offering puns and intrigue, along with showcasing strong female pirate characters.

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781419721366

Publisher: Abrams

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 10 January 2017

Country: United States

Imprint: Amulet Books

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Jen Hill

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 18.0mm

Width: 200.0mm

Height: 169.0mm

Weight: 270g

Pages: 176

About the Author

Kara LaReau was an editor at Candlewick Press prior to becoming a full-time writer. She has published many acclaimed picture books for children including Ugly Fish, Rabbit & Squirrel, and Otto: The Boy Who Loved Cars. Kara lives in Providence, Rhode Island, with her husband and son and their two cats.

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