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Golf's Best Excuses

150 Hilarious Excuses Every Golf Player Should Know
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Golf's Best Excuses by Joshua Shifrin offers 150 humorous and relatable excuses for golfers to explain their poor shots and rounds. From blaming outdated clubs to distracted concentration, it provides a light-hearted way to cope with the frustrations of golf. Filled with laugh-out-loud full-colour cartoons, this book is both entertaining and a perfect gift for golf enthusiasts.
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This book is ideal for golfers of all levels looking to add humour to their game or those seeking a fun gift for friends and family who enjoy the sport.

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"In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with "My golf clubs are too old." Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, "There were too many spike marks on the green"--

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Explain away your bad shots—and have your friends laugh at the same time!

In Golf's Best Excuses, author Joshua Shifrin takes a witty approach in helping golfers make sense of their worst days on the golf course. The next time a player goes down in defeat, he or she can always explain the woeful round with "My golf clubs are too old." Or after a bad putt, golfers might try to explain the mishap with, "There were too many spike marks on the green."

Shifrin has crafted 150 funny—but all-too-real—excuses for pros and amateurs alike. Examples include:

  • I'm late for my wedding and it's throwing off my concentration.
  • I thought this hole was a dogleg to the left...not right.
  • If I didn't have those four double bogeys I could have scored really well today.
  • Someone yelled "fore" during my backswing.
  • And many more!

Whether you want to motivate the duffer in your life or laugh away embarrassing mistakes in your own game, Golf's Best Excuses is a must-read. Complete with laugh-out-loud full-colour cartoons, this book makes for the perfect gift.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781510744752

Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 01 October 2019

Country: United States

Imprint: Sky Pony Press

Illustration: 20 color illustrations

Contributors:

  • Foreword by Gary Player

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 13.0mm

Width: 127.0mm

Height: 178.0mm

Weight: 295g

Pages: 168

About the Author

Joshua Shifrinis a professor of psychology, licensed psychologist, writer, and avid sports fan. He has previously written nine books, includingIt's Not My Fault:150 Hilarious Excuses Every Tennis Player Should Know,Dingers: The 101 Most Memorable Home Runs in Baseball History,From the Links: Golf's Most Memorable Moments, and101 Incredible Moments in Tennis.

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