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The Tournament: Text Classics by John Clarke follows the journey of a group of friends gathered to relive their university days by engaging in a nostalgic tennis tournament. Set against the backdrop of personal growth, friendship, and the inevitable passage of time, the story unfolds with wit and sharp observation, exploring themes of rivalry, regret, and the enduring bonds formed during their youth.
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You might enjoy this book if you're intrigued by sharp, witty satire that cleverly intertwines sports and politics. It offers a fictional yet insightful look at the humorous side of competitive endeavours, appealing to readers who appreciate clever dialogue and a unique narrative style.

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John Clarke's only novel, one of the most brilliant comic minds to ever come out of Australia and New Zealand.

The most unusual tennis tournament in history is about to start. Einstein's seeded fourth. Chaplin, Freud and van Gogh are also in the top rankings. World number one is Tony Chekhov. In all, 128 of the world's most creative playersβ€”everyone from Louis Armstrong to George Orwell, Gertrude Stein to Coco Chanelβ€”are going to fight it out until the exhilarating final on centre court.

First published in 2002, John Clarke's The Tournament is a brilliant, bizarre comic novel.

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The novel by John Clarke is highly praised for its unique satire, blending tennis with world culture to create a cleverly humorous narrative. Critics commend it as a brilliant and inventive work filled with humorous insights, capturing the essence of various cultural figures with sharp wit. The book is celebrated for its comic brilliance and its entertaining exploration of high culture intersecting with the serious realm of sport.

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781925603187

Publisher: Text Publishing

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 30 October 2017

Country: Australia

Imprint: The Text Publishing Company

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 29.0mm

Width: 129.0mm

Height: 197.0mm

Weight: 214g

Pages: 280

About the Author

John Clarke was born in New Zealand. He is one of Australia's best-known and most loved faces on TV. A comedian, writer and actor, his appearances include the famous Fred Dagg character, 'The Gillies Report' and 'The Games'. John's books include A Dagg at My Table, The Howard Miracle and The 7.56 Report. His novel, The Tournament, was released in the UK and US to great critical acclaim.

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