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Old Age and How To Milk It

Why It's Great Growing Old
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From getting a seat on the bus to forgetting what you were worrying about, there are countless reasons to be grateful for being an old git. We should be glad to be grey! Geoff Tibballs issues a clarion call to wrinkly boomers to celebrate the numerous... Read More
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From getting a seat on the bus to forgetting what you were worrying about, there are countless reasons to be grateful for being an old git. Old Age is the new Golden Age, truly the time of our lives -- or it ought to be! Geoff Tibballs is here to tell us why.

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From getting a seat on the bus to forgetting what you were worrying about, there are countless reasons to be grateful for being an old git. We should be glad to be grey!

Geoff Tibballs issues a clarion call to wrinkly boomers to celebrate the numerous advantages to old age, from the joy of socks to the rush you get from standing up too quickly.

Old Age and How To Milk It highlights that Old Age is the new Golden Age, truly the time of our lives - or it ought to be! Geoff is here to tell us why.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781802472592

Publisher: Gemini Books Group Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 10 October 2024

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Gemini Adult Books Limited

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Width: 129.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 250g

Pages: 208

About the Author

Geoff Tibballs is the author of over 150 books, including the bestselling Mammoth Book of Jokes, The Mammoth Book of Dirty Jokes, The Mammoth Book of Comic Quotes, The Seniors' Survival Guide and Dad-isms. He has contributed to the Ripley's Believe It or Not! annuals for more than twenty years. He lives in Nottingham with his wife.

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