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The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom at Christmas

A hilariously farty festive picture book
By Beach
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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, ​ Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ​ Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky, ​ With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high … ​ It's Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne... Read More
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An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore's classic poem 'The Night Before Christmas' from the bestselling creator of the Blazing Bottom series.  

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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, ​
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. ​
Meanwhile a star-dusted sleigh blazed through the sky, ​
With a dragon-shaped reindeer fifty-feet high … ​

It's Christmas Eve, but Santa is nowhere to be seen. Luckily, Sir Wayne and Dragon are happy to step in. They know all Santa's moves – they're terrific with tinsel, their wrapping is rocking and just LOOK how much stuff they can fit in a stocking! But that's not all . . . They've got another trick up their sleeve that will make this Christmas go off with a show-stopping, snow-hopping, bum-popping BOOM . . . ​

​An explosively funny retelling of Clement C. Moore's classic poem 'The Night Before Christmas' from the bestselling creator of The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom series.  

Discover other books in the bestselling series: 
The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom
The Knight with the Blazing Bottom
The Princess with the Blazing Bottom
Big Bad Dragon Club

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781398518438

Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 10 October 2024

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Simon & Schuster Ltd

Illustration: Full Colour

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Width: 260.0mm

Height: 260.0mm

Weight: 300g

Pages: 32

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Beach Children's Books Children's Christmas Books and Gifts Children's Historical Fiction Children's Picture Books Children’s, Teenage and Educational Christmas Books and Gifts Historical Fiction Humour

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