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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

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I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats is a humorous collection of poems that give voice to cats, revealing their quirky behaviours and peculiar perspectives. Written by Francesco Marciuliano, the book playfully unlocks the creative potential of cats, explaining their often baffling actions to their human companions through witty and tongue-in-cheek verse.
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This book is perfect for humour enthusiasts and cat owners who enjoy a lighthearted, clever exploration of feline antics through poetry. Fans of comic strips and pet-themed humour will also find it particularly appealing.

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In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip "Sally Forth" helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans.

Cat lovers everywhere will identify with the singular cat behavior in this equal parts cute and quirky book.; This book captures the dual sweet/bizarre nature of cats, which is a perennial favourite with cat-loving readers.; Perfect impulse gift buy for cat lovers, particularly through this distinctive and attractive packaging pared with a consistently popular subject.

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In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behaviour to ignorant humans.

The title, I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats, captures the whimsical essence of a feline's mind. Explore the feline psyche through poems that perfectly articulate the quirky and often mysterious actions of our beloved pets.

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Praised for perfectly capturing the odd, sweet, and sassy minds of felines, the book delights cat lovers with its hilarious take on the mysterious world of cats. Critics note its charm in revealing cats' genius and neuroses, making it an ideal gift for anyone with a mischievous furry friend. It has been described as charmingly addictive, pulling readers into its witty, feline-focused spell.

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781452110585

Publisher: Chronicle Books

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 01 October 2012

Country: United States

Imprint: Chronicle Books

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 17.0mm

Width: 124.0mm

Height: 160.0mm

Weight: 240g

Pages: 112

About the Author

Francesco Marciuliano is the author of Sally Fourth, an internationally syndicated family comic strip that appears in nearly 800 newspapers around the world. In addition to his cartoon work, Francesco’s writing has also appeared in The Onion News Network, TimeOut New York, McSweeney’s and numerous other publications online and in print. Over the years he ahs developed a sizable and steadfast audience though his web endeavors, including his very popular blog, his long-running webcomic Medium Large and his years of chronicling his rather unusually childhood online.

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