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Poo Jokes for Funny Kids

By Caroline Rowlands
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Why did the baker have smelly hands? Because he kneaded a poo.I met a mountain lion once ...... it made me puma pants! What’s a toilet’s favourite breakfast? Poo-ridge.This revolting book is packed full of over 300 of the stinkiest toilet jokes around, plus loads of... Read More
Format: Paperback / softback
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Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneaded a poo.

I met a mountain lion once ...
... it made me puma pants!

What’s a toilet’s favourite breakfast?
Poo-ridge.

This revolting book is packed full of over 300 of the stinkiest toilet jokes around, plus loads of hilariously gross and gag-inducing illustrations.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781837251162

Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 05 March 2026

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Buster Books

Illustration: B/W

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Andrew Pinder

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 8.0mm

Width: 129.0mm

Height: 198.0mm

Weight: 99g

Pages: 128

Collections

Caroline Rowlands Children's Books Children’s, Teenage and Educational Humour

About the Author

Caroline Rowlands is a freelance children’s writer and editor of more than 200 books, on all manner of topics, from dinosaurs and doodling to fairy tales and footballers. Continually inspired by the readers she’s writing for, and the talented editors, illustrators and designers she gets to collaborate with, Caroline enjoys writing for all ages of children.

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