Arnold Kavalee

Warning! Some readers may find this true story about Daddy and his farty shorts extremely distressing. It involves Christmas snacks ... more exploding shorts ... and Santa with a sock on his nose! Prepare yourself for the whole awful story of one very unsilent night in Daddy's Christmas Farty Shorts and the Unsilent Night!

Hooray! This book about Mummy’s special day contains nothing but lovely smells. There’s flowers and candles and puppies that smell like cupcakes and—Faaaaaaart! Uh-oh. Prepare yourself for one very explosive Mother’s Day mystery!

Some readers may find this true story about Daddy and his farty shorts extremely distressing. It involves big smells ... farty faces ... and the untimely demise of Daddy’s very embarrassing shorts. *Any resemblance to Ed Kavalee, popular comedian and television and radio star, is purely accidental. Sort of.

Warning! Some readers may find this true story about Daddy and his farty shorts extremely distressing. It involves big smells... farty faces... and the untimely demise of Daddy’s very embarrassing shorts. Prepare yourself for the whole awful story... as told by me, Arnold! Any resemblance to Ed Kavalee, popular comedian and television and radio star, is purely accidental. Sort of....