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A F*cking 2027 Boxed Calendar
A daily dose of zero f*cks
Series: Calendars & Gifts to Swear By
Brief Description
What better way to help you get real, blow off some steam, and laugh through the year than with a super-swear-y calendar? A Fcking 2027 Boxed Calendar is your go-to to laugh off life's bullsht with a daily dose of swearing! Keep it real, blow off...
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What better way to help you get real, blow off some steam, and laugh through the year than with a super-swear-y calendar?
A Fcking 2027 Boxed Calendar is your go-to to laugh off life's bullsht with a daily dose of swearing!
Keep it real, blow off some steam, and give zero fcks all year with a 2027 daily swearing calendar! With 365 days of hilarious profanity and bold, designed pages, this irreverent day-by-day calendar is the perfect humorous desk calendar. It's an excellent sarcastic gift for women, men, or friends, and a funny white elephant gag gift for adults. It also makes for a great holiday stocking stuffer for any foul-mouthed friend. Keep it for yourself or give the best fcking gift this year!
Additional details:
- 4.75" x 5" page trim size with protective slipcase
- 100% recyclable and plastic-free with no shrink-wrapping! Cardboard easel backing is perfect for sturdy display on tabletop or desk
- Environmentally responsible, FSC certified paper
- Daily calendar with easy, tear-off pages featuring vivid, full-colour designed art
- Includes holidays and observances
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9781464262135
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc
Format: Calendar
Date Published: 01 September 2026
Country: United States
Imprint: Sourcebooks Plus
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Width: 124.0mm
Height: 133.0mm
Weight: 250g
Pages: 320
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