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Ain't Got Time to Bleed

Medical Reports on Hollywood's Greatest Action Heroes
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Ain't Got Time to Bleed by Andrew Shaffer is a humorous exploration of classic action films and their larger-than-life heroes. The book is packed with witty commentary and playful analysis, celebrating the iconic moments and catchphrases that have defined the genre. Shaffer's work takes readers on a nostalgic journey, highlighting the absurdity and charm of action movies in a light-hearted and entertaining manner.
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Discover how some of the silver screen’s most iconic action heroes would really fare after being shot, stabbed, and dropped off buildings in this witty look at the real science behind Hollywood injuries.

Hollywood action heroes shrug off bullet wounds like mosquito bites and jump through panes of glass as if their skin is made of asbestos. But how long would these gun-toting badasses last in the real world? Ain’t Got Time to Bleed catalogs the injuries endured by some of the best-known characters in the action-movie genre and uses authentic medical research to assess their real-life chances of survival.

Featuring full-colour illustrations that reveal how these hard-boiled icons would really look after being put through the Hollywood wringer, Ain’t Got Time to Bleed delivers twenty-nine hilariously grisly diagnoses that will change the way you watch action movies forever.

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781608879786

Publisher: Insight Editions

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 03 October 2017

Country: United States

Imprint: Insight Editions

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Steven Lefcourt

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 15.0mm

Width: 178.0mm

Height: 178.0mm

Weight: 342g

Pages: 64

About the Author

Andrew Shaffer is the New York Times–best-selling author of the essential survival guide How to Survive a Sharknado and Other Unnatural Disasters as well as the Ghostbusters tie-in Ghosts from Our Past: Both Literally and Figuratively: The Study of the Paranormal and the political thriller The Day of the Donald: Trump Trumps America.

From a young age in the cold mountains of Vermont, Steven Lefcourt knew his love of nature would lead him in one of two directions: science or art. He quickly realized that he would rather paint frogs than dissect them, and his path was set. Besides, he's pretty bad at math. Today he is an apparel designer and freelance illustrator in California.

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