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Festive As F*ck
Subversive Cross-Stitch for the Holidays
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This book is ideal for adults who enjoy crafting with a sense of humour and want to add some snarky fun to their festive season. Perfect for beginners and seasoned stitchers alike, it suits anyone looking to relieve holiday stress through creative, playful cross-stitch projects.
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See moreWho’s ready for the Holidays? Not us! Grab your needle & thread and get ready to stab the sad away with this collection of festive f*cking patterns, sure to alleviate the holiday blues.
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Who’s ready for the holidays? Not us! Grab your needle & thread and get ready to stab away the stress of the holidays with this collection of festive f*cking patterns–and maybe even make a few gifts to boot!
Let’s face it - the holidays can be stressful. When the peppermint latte won’t cut it, you might find yourself in need of something to stab. A LOT. Now, you can release your holiday anxiety with some truly irreverent and silly sentiments, and make a couple of presents in the process!
Featuring 20 patterns from the crafting world’s most bad-ass cross-stitchers, this book has everything from a simple “Ho” ornament to a sampler featuring Clark Griswold’s famous “Hallelujah, holy shit, where’s the Tylenol?”
There is no previous experience required here! In addition to simple instructions and clear, easy-to-follow patterns, you get a basic lesson in cross-stitch technique, so anyone can make these designs. Stitch your stress away with a little “Hello Drunk, I’m Christmas” for your tree, or make a “Deck the Halls and Not Your Family” for your sibling.
And above all, have a Happy F*cking Holiday!
TOP DESIGNERS: Patterns created by some of the f*cking best-selling cross-stitch designers and influencers on Etsy.
20 FESTIVE PATTERNS: Festive As F*ck includes 20 hilariously sassy patterns to help ease the stress of the holiday season.
EASY-TO-FOLLOW-DESIGNS: With simple instructions and clear and easy-to-follow patterns, even a novice potty-mouth can enjoy this filthy holiday fun.
INSPIRING IMAGES: Full-colour images of the finished projects help ensure success and offer ideas of how to frame and display your festive artwork.
THE PERFECT SNARKY GIFT: Make the best f*cking gifts of the season with hilarious and irreverent cross stitch designs that will make anyone laugh their ass off.
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ISBN: 9798886740769
Publisher: Insight Editions
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 17 October 2023
Country: United States
Imprint: Weldon Owen, Incorporated
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 18.0mm
Width: 203.0mm
Height: 203.0mm
Weight: 655g
Pages: 128
About the Author
Weldon Owen is an imprint of Insight Editions, a publisher of illustrated books on food & drink, photography, music, and popular culture. Elegant and informative, Weldon Owen titles showcase the best of art, photography, and design in exquisite presentations of the bookmaker's craft. They are located in San Rafael, CA.
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