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The Cat Owner's Survival Guide
Hilarious Advice for a Pawsitive Life with Your Furry Four-Legged Best Friend
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This book is the perfect gift for cat lovers and anyone who appreciates light-hearted humour about pet ownership. Ideal for both new and experienced cat parents who want to celebrate the delightful chaos their furry friends bring to life.
A hilarious, fully illustrated book of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a cat parent – the perfect gift for any cat lover. This book is here to teach you all the tricks you need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives, like giving them head-scritches and cooing over their little toe beans.
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A hilarious, fully illustrated book full of tongue-in-cheek advice for surviving life as a cat parent - the perfect gift for any cat lover.
You have the best cat in the world, it's true. But there's no avoiding the fact that, perfect and adorable as they may be, there are certain elements of being a cat owner that you could do without. Those thoughtful "gifts" you find in the kitchen. The scratch-marks on the couch. Their hairballs clogging up your vacuum cleaner.
Luckily, this no-nonsense guide is here to teach you all the tricks you'll ever need to help you navigate life with your furry friend, so you can focus on the positives - like giving them head-scritches and cooing over their little toe beans.
With pearls of wisdom like these, you'll be a pro cat parent in no time:
- As a cat parent, you will need to work out the golden number of tummy rubs your cat will allow before they turn into an uncontrollable scratch-monster.
- Your cat may look cute and innocent, but there's an evil mastermind secretly at work behind all that fluff.
- Items placed on a surface are highly offensive to cats and will be quickly dispatched to the floor, where they belong.
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ISBN: 9781800074019
Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 11 August 2022
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Summersdale Publishers
Contributors:
- Illustrated by Tatiana Davidova
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 14.0mm
Width: 118.0mm
Height: 154.0mm
Weight: 180g
Pages: 96
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About the Author
Sophie Johnson is a writer and comedian from South East London. She loves sausages and is owned by her cat Laurie.
|| Tatiana Davidova is a professional artist and illustrator from Moldova. Since 2002, she has been living and working in Germany, where she received a second specialized education in the field of book illustration.Also by Sophie Johnson
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