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Football Jokes

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The first title in the Rocket Fox Sidesplitters series, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around! When is a footballer like a baby? When he dribbles. Who scored the most goals in the Greek Mythology League? The centaur forward. Who... Read More
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Hilarious football jokes, perfect for young footie fans!

Hilarious jokes perfect for young football fans!

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The first title in the Rocket Fox Sidesplitters series, Football Jokes is filled with hundreds of the most hilarious football jokes around!

When is a footballer like a baby?
When he dribbles.

Who scored the most goals in the Greek Mythology League?
The centaur forward.

Who is the funniest football player?
Erling Ha-ha-haaland.

The ultimate collection of football jokes, accompanied by hilarious illustrations by Jane Eccles. Young footie fanatics will be laughing through those all-important World Cup games, Premier League matches, and European Cup finals.

Also available in the Rocket Fox Sidesplitters series:
9781037400605 The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes

Series: Rocket Fox Sidesplitters

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ISBN: 9781037400629

Publisher: Pan Macmillan

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 07 May 2026

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Macmillan

Contributors:

  • Illustrated by Jane Eccles

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 8.0mm

Width: 133.0mm

Height: 200.0mm

Weight: 82g

Pages: 112

About the Author

Jane Eccles loves drawing and works in a tiny room in her house in Hampshire, where she lives with her husband and son and small grey cat. She has illustrated some very funny books including The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes and Football Jokes, and the poetry collection I Love My Mum.

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