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The Jane Austen Insult Guide for Well-Bred Women

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A celebration of the sharpest, wittiest, most beloved Jane Austen characters and their timeless retorts Why use plain words to scold those nearest to you when fancier insults are available? With The Jane Austen Insult Guide for Well-Bred Women, you can clap back at irritating strangers,... Read More
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A celebration of the sharpest, wittiest, most beloved Jane Austen characters and their timeless retorts

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A celebration of the sharpest, wittiest, most beloved Jane Austen characters and their timeless retorts

Why use plain words to scold those nearest to you when fancier insults are available? With The Jane Austen Insult Guide for Well-Bred Women, you can clap back at irritating strangers, tiresome guests, bad dates and micromanaging bosses with top-notch snipes from the ultimate literary genius.

Just as effective today as they were two hundred years ago, hold your head high as you deliver the following:

When they wonโ€™t stop talking: โ€˜Let us have the luxury of silence.โ€™

When your colleague asks you to โ€˜circle backโ€™: โ€˜I detest jargon of every kindโ€ฆโ€™

When they post filtered selfies: โ€˜Pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.โ€™

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780008760977

Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 17 July 2025

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: HarperCollins

Illustration: 80 col illus

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 20.0mm

Width: 134.0mm

Height: 181.0mm

Weight: 320g

Pages: 160

About the Author

Emily Reed is a freelance writer who often finds herself wondering 'What Would Jane Do?' in irksome social situations.

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