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3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs
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The ultimate joke book with over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion: ranging from one-liners and observations, to classic funny stories that will provide hours of fun. Mike Haskins and Stephen Arnott collate this wonderful comedy-fest full of quick-fire one-liners, timely observations and rambling yarns –...
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The ultimate joke book with over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion: ranging from one-liners and observations, to classic funny stories that will provide hours of fun.
An enormous collection of 3,000 one-liners, puns and stories to make you laugh out loud
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Description
The ultimate joke book with over 3,000 side-splitting jokes for every occasion: ranging from one-liners and observations, to classic funny stories that will provide hours of fun.
Mike Haskins and Stephen Arnott collate this wonderful comedy-fest full of quick-fire one-liners, timely observations and rambling yarns – from the classic to the modern. This book contains quips for every occasion: from a best man’s speech to a sales conference, for swapping around the dinner table and even for when you’re sitting on the loo!
Arranged by subject matter, you’ll always be able to find just the right joke for any situation. (Unless you're a child, because this book is strictly for adults only.)
This hilarious collection will appeal to those who want to find a specific rib-tickler for an upcoming event, and to those who want to settle down in an armchair and have a good old laugh. From the hilariously cringe-worthy dad joke, to the witty brain-teaser, 3000 Jokes, 2997 Laughs will leave you the funniest person in every room.
Jokes include:
- Tom’s eyesight is getting very bad. He’s had to get a special new pair of glasses to help him find where he left his old glasses.
- What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador.
- Today is the birthday of the inventor of the boomerang. I think we should all wish him Many Happy Returns.
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.
Settle in, and prepare to laugh your socks off!
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9780008677169
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 04 July 2024
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Pavilion
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 42.0mm
Width: 129.0mm
Height: 198.0mm
Weight: 420g
Pages: 480
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About the Author
Mike Haskins is a comedy writer. He has written for Simon Pegg, Smack the Pony, and Steve Coogan, and has worked closely with Griff Rhys Jones on Smith and and Jones, among others.
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