Eat Me: Text Classics

Name: Eat Me: Text Classics
Brand: Penguin Random House NZ
SKU: 9781922079817
Price: 17.99 NZD
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By Linda Jaivin

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Eat Me: Text Classics by Linda Jaivin is a playful and satirical exploration of modern romance and urban life. The story follows a group of friends in a vibrant city as they navigate the ups and downs of love and desire, blending humour with insightful commentary on relationships and cultural expectations. Light-hearted yet thought-provoking, it captures a snapshot of contemporary romance with wit and flair.
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First published in 1995, Eat Me became an instant international bestseller and caused a scandal in the US.

Julia is a photographer, Chantal edits a fashion magazine, Helen is a feminist academic, and Philippa is a writer. These four friends haunt the cafes of inner-city Sydney, eyeing the passing talent and swapping outlandish tales.

Sexy, intelligent, predatory, they are women of their time—but can we believe their wild and wicked descriptions of their erotic exploits?

Linda Jaivin's sizzling debut plays havoc with our ideas of truth, sex, and power.

Book Hero Magic summarised reviews for this book. While it's new and still learning, it may not be perfect - your feedback is welcome! HOW HAS THIS BEEN REVIEWED?

The book by Linda Jaivin is celebrated as a bold and humorous piece of comic and erotic writing. Its high-spirited and witty narrative has been praised for blending humour, class, and an exploration of erotica from a uniquely feminist perspective. Reviewers have highlighted Jaivin's sharp dialogue and witty style, making it an entertaining and seductive read.

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781922079817

Publisher: Text Publishing

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 21 November 2012

Country: Australia

Imprint: The Text Publishing Company

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 22.0mm

Width: 131.0mm

Height: 199.0mm

Weight: 227g

Pages: 320

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About the Author

Linda Jaivin's novels include Eat Me, Rock 'n' Roll Babes from Outer Space, Miles Walker, You're Dead and Dead Sexy. Krissy Kneen is the author of Affection and Triptych.

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