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Near Miss America
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This book will appeal to readers who enjoy lighthearted humour and unique personal perspectives, especially those interested in pageants, self-acceptance, and Southern culture.
"So who would want to be first runner-up rather than Miss America?" you ask. I did. And while it doesn't get you as much fame, it's a whole lot more fun-as you'll see from reading about my beauty queen adventures and misadventures.
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"Who celebrates being first runner-up?" you might ask. I did. So much so that I even ended the book with a rap song about it—Southern, beauty queen rap, that is.
Runner-up Rap
I'm not Miss America
But I'm still pumped
'Cause I love being
The first runner-up
It's a lifetime job
Being Miss America
But we runners-up
Can hang up our tiaras
And no one remembers
Who came in second
So I don't have to fret
When the media beckons
Former Miss Americas
Gotta look swell
But first runners-up
Can just be ourselves
Book Details
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ISBN: 9781792374692
Publisher: Independent Publisher
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 12 November 2022
Country: United States
Imprint: Independent Publisher
Illustration: Illustrations
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 7.0mm
Width: 139.0mm
Height: 215.0mm
Weight: 258g
Pages: 110
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About the Author
began as a jock. Almost every waking moment was spent playing basketball in the winter and tennis in the summer. While injuries ultimately sidelined me, those two sports were my favorite activities. I have raised two amazing children, had a career in cosmetics that spanned 25 years, and weathered the ebb and flow of life with a big smile and a big heart. Then someone suggested I write a book about it. So I did.
Howard Elgison began his professional career as a nuclear engineer designing uranium-fueled reactors for U.S. Navy warships. He finished it by co-writing a book about the life and times of an American beauty queen.A lot of stuff happened in between, but those are the high points.
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