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Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot

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Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot by Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses is a collection of 100 humorous dating tips complete with illustrations. Designed for single millennials navigating the dating scene, it addresses common pitfalls like confusing emoji texts, playing mind games, and the perils of phone addiction on dates. With blunt honesty and a comedic edge, the book aims to help readers improve their dating skills and avoid being left alone.
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This book is ideal for single millennials who want to laugh at the absurdities of modern dating while learning practical tips. Fans of blunt, profane humour and those seeking relatable dating guidance will find this a perfect fit.

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A hilarious, illustrated collection of tips for successfully navigating the dating world as a millennial from Parks and Recreation star Ben Schwartz and television writer Laura Moses.

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For single millennials, this situation is all too familiar: You're on a date. It's going well! Then suddenly your date looks at you like you're a f*cking idiot and you never hear from that person again. Guess you're going to die alone, right? Maybe not!

Humble authors Ben Schwartz and Laura Moses have written a book to save the future of the human race: Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot, a collection of 100 dating tipsโ€”complete with illustrationsโ€”that teaches clueless guys and girls the dos and don'ts of dating.

In their book, Ben and Laura cover all the basics, from "Why are you texting in just Emojis, dummy?!" to "Stop playing games, idiot!" and, of course, "PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN, AHOLE!"

Simply put, this book will make you laugh and finally give you a fighting chance at not dying alone.

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Praised for its hilarious and heartfelt approach, the book has been lauded by celebrities and critics alike. Elite Daily calls it a comforting collection for anyone who has faced dating confusion. J.J. Abrams and Sophia Bush commend its blend of humour and insight, while Kristen Bell appreciates its appeal even to those happily married. It is recommended for readers who enjoy laughter and practical dating advice.

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780316465328

Publisher: Little, Brown & Company

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 28 December 2017

Country: United States

Imprint: Hachette Books

Illustration: 100 Line drawings, black & white

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 10.0mm

Width: 178.0mm

Height: 140.0mm

Weight: 249g

Pages: 192

About the Author

Ben Schwartz (Author)
Ben Schwartz is an Emmy Award-winning writer, actor, and comedian. He's starred in the television shows House of Lies and Parks and Recreation as well as the films This Is Where I Leave You and The Walk. He is the co-author of the national bestseller Grandma's Dead: Breaking Bad News with Baby Animals and its two sequels.

Laura Moses (Author)
Laura Moses is an Emmy Award-less writer for both film and television, whose credits include Married on FX, the 50th Anniversary of A Charlie Brown Christmas, and several animated feature films. She is the co-author of the soon-to-be national bestseller Things You Should Already Know About Dating, You F*cking Idiot. In her spare time, she enjoys yoga, volunteering, and reading Ben's bio.

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