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Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops
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This charming and witty book is perfect for book lovers, booksellers, and anyone who enjoys humorous anecdotes about the quirks of customer service in literary settings.
From the hugely popular blog, a miscellany of hilarious and peculiar bookshop moments.
From the hugely popular blog, a miscellany of hilarious and peculiar bookshop moments.
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‘Can books conduct electricity?’
‘My children are just climbing your bookshelves: that's ok... isn't it?’
A John Cleese Twitter question [‘What is your pet peeve?’] first sparked the Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops blog, which grew over three years into one bookseller's collection of ridiculous conversations on the shop floor.
From ‘Did Beatrix Potter ever write a book about dinosaurs?’ to the hunt for a paperback which could forecast the next year’s weather; and from ‘I’ve forgotten my glasses, please read me the first chapter’ to ‘Excuse me... is this book edible?’
This full-length collection illustrated by the Brothers McLeod also includes top ‘Weird Things’ from bookshops around the world.
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Neil Gaiman: "So funny, so sad... Read it and sigh."
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ISBN: 9781780334837
Publisher: Little, Brown Book Group
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 26 March 2012
Country: United Kingdom
Imprint: Constable
Illustration: Cartoons throughout
Audience: General / adult
DIMENSIONS
Spine width: 18.0mm
Width: 136.0mm
Height: 202.0mm
Weight: 200g
Pages: 128
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About the Author
Jen Campbell grew up in the North East of England, and graduated from Edinburgh University with an MA in English Literature. She's a published poet and short story writer. She lives in North London where she works at Ripping Yarns bookshop.
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