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Side-Splitting Soccer Jokes and Puns
Series: Jake Maddox Sports Jokes
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Why did the soccer ball quit the team? It was tired of getting kicked around! How is a soccer player like a magician? They both like to do hat tricks! If you love soccer—and a good laugh—then Side-Splitting Soccer Jokes and Puns is the book for...
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"Why did the soccer ball quit the team? It was tired of getting kicked around, How is a soccer player like a magician? They both like to do hat tricks, If you love soccer--and a good laugh--then this is the book for you"--
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Why did the soccer ball quit the team? It was tired of getting kicked around!
How is a soccer player like a magician? They both like to do hat tricks!
If you love soccer—and a good laugh—then Side-Splitting Soccer Jokes and Puns is the book for you! Hundreds of sidesplitting soccer jokes, riddles, and puns are sure to keep readers and their friends laughing from beginning to end.
Series: Jake Maddox Sports Jokes
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Side-Splitting Soccer Jokes and Puns
Why did the soccer ball quit the team? It was tired of getting kicked around! How is a soccer player like a magician? They both like to do hat tricks! If you love soccer—and a good laugh—then Side-Splitting Soccer Jokes and Puns is the book for you! Hundreds of sidesplitting soccer jokes, riddles, and puns are sure to keep readers...Paperback$1999Unit price /UnavailableAvailableShips in 1 week -
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Book Details
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ISBN: 9781669074991
Publisher: Capstone Press
Format: Paperback / softback
Date Published: 01 August 2024
Country: United States
Imprint: Capstone Press
Audience: Children
DIMENSIONS
Weight: 0g
Pages: 72
About the Author
Who is Jake Maddox? Athlete, author, world-traveler - or all three? He has surfed in Hawaii, scuba-dived in Australia, and climbed the mountains of Peru and Alaska. His books range from the most popular team sports to outdoor activities to survival adventures and even to auto racing. His exploits have inspired numerous writers to walk in his footsteps - literally! Each of his stories is stamped with teamwork, fair play, and a strong sense of self-worth and discipline. Always a team-player, Maddox realizes it takes more than one man (or woman) to create a book good enough for a young reader. He hopes the lessons learned on the court, field, or arena and the champion sprinter pace of his books can motivate kids to become better athletes and lifelong readers.
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