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Squeeze Me

The ultimate crime fiction satire for the post-Trump era
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Squeeze Me by Carl Hiaasen is a satirical crime thriller set in Palm Beach, Florida, where the disappearance of a wealthy socialite during a glamorous party sparks chaos. The plot unfolds when an eccentric wildlife wrangler and a determined detective delve into an eccentric world of high society, political satire, and scandal. This humorous tale critiques the absurdities of the elite amidst a backdrop of thrilling twists and real-world parallels.
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You might enjoy this book if you appreciate a satirical and humorous take on social and political issues set within the realm of a crime-thriller. With vivid characters and a witty narrative, this novel offers an entertaining dive into the eccentricities of Florida life and the chaos that ensues, making it a thrilling read for fans of clever, fast-paced mysteries infused with comedy.

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Carl Hiaasen can brighten even the darkest of days and Squeeze Me is pure, unadulterated Hiaasen. Irreverent, ingenious, and highly entertaining, it perfectly captures the absurdity of our times - and the White House.

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One of the world's funniest novelists
SUNDAY TIMES
Scabrous and unrelentingly hilarious . . . the Trump era is truly Carl Hiaasen's moment
WASHINGTON POST
From the highly acclaimed author of Bad Monkey and Razor Girl comes this hilarious new novel of social and political intrigue, set against the glittering backdrop of Florida's gold coast. It's the height of the Palm Beach charity ball season: for every good cause, there's a reason for the local luminaries to eat (minimally), drink (maximally), and be seen. But when prominent high-society dowager Kiki Pew suddenly vanishes during a swanky gala, and is later found dead, panic and chaos erupt. Kiki was an ardent fan of the Winter White House resident just down the road, and a founding member of the POTUSSIES, a group of women dedicated to supporting their President - who immediately declares that Kiki was the victim of rampaging immigrant hordes. This, it turns out, is far from the truth. The truth might just lie in the middle of the highway, where a bizarre discovery brings the First Lady's motorcade to a grinding halt. Enter Angie Armstrong, wildlife wrangler extraordinaire, who is summoned to the posh island to deal with a mysterious and impolite influx of huge, hungry pythons . . . Carl Hiaasen can brighten even the darkest of days and Squeeze Me is pure, unadulterated Hiaasen. Irreverent, ingenious, and highly entertaining, it perfectly captures the absurdity of our times. A comic genius
EVENING STANDARD
He has sky-high standards for elegance, craziness and mic-drop humour
NEW YORK TIMES
He always adds something extra to the mix . . . jauntiness, wit and larger-than-life characters
SUNDAY EXPRESS

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Carl Hiaasen's Squeeze Me is celebrated as a sharp, humorous satire that captures the absurdities of the modern era. Reviewers highlight the book's infectious humour and Hiaasen's skill in crafting zany plots and characters. It's a rich blend of wild escapism with poignant commentary, ideal for those seeking laughter in challenging times.

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INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780751581836

Publisher: Little, Brown Book Group

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 06 May 2021

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Sphere

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 30.0mm

Width: 126.0mm

Height: 196.0mm

Weight: 286g

Pages: 416

About the Author

Carl Hiaasen was born and raised in Florida. His previous novels include the bestselling Nature Girl, Star Island, Bad Monkey and Razor Girl, and three bestselling children's books, Hoot, Flush and Scat. They have been translated into 34 languages, 33 more than he can read or write. Carl Hiaasen also writes an award-winning weekly column for The Miami Herald.

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