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A joyful and cheeky rhyming book that mixes toilet humour with colour theory, from award-winning creator Briony Stewart. Art smock, paper, paint brush - Go! I'm a colour-mixer pro. Today I'll make a brand-new colour, Something brilliant - like no other. A squirt of yellow, a...
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A joyful and cheeky rhyming book that mixes toilet humour with colour theory, from award-winning creator Briony Stewart.
Art smock, paper, paint brush - Go!
I'm a colour-mixer pro.
Today I'll make a brand-new colour,
Something brilliant - like no other.
A squirt of yellow, a dash of blue ...
Oh. That's green. That's nothing new.
Red and blue makes ... purple. Drat!
It's nice, but everyone's seen that ...
Herve Tullet meets Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee in this irreverent early childhood book that mixes toilet humour with colour theory. Fun read-aloud rhyme and joyous illustrations will delight readers young and old.
Book Details
INFORMATION
ISBN: 9780734424150
Publisher: Hachette Australia
Format: Hardback
Date Published: 22 September 2026
Country: Australia
Imprint: Lothian Children's Books
Audience: Children
DIMENSIONS
Weight: 300g
Pages: 32
About the Author
Briony Stewart is an award-winning author and illustrator of children's books. In 2022 she won the Prime Minister's Literary Award in the category of Children's Fiction for her work with Sheryl Clarke on the verse novel Mina and the Whole Wide World. She is the author and illustrator of the award-winning Kumiko and the Dragon series and We Love You Magoo, which was a CBCA Early Childhood Honour Book for 2020; Gymnastica Fantastica!, the winner of the 2024 CBCA Book of the Year for Early Childhood; and Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About the Tooth Fairy (And Some Things You Didn't), which was shortlisted for both the Prime Minister's Literary Awards 2025 and the CBCA Early Childhood Book of the Year 2025. Briony lectures on children's literature at university and conducts talks and workshops with children across Australia. She loves live drawing challenges, daydreaming and discussing dragons, bunnies, and how to tame lions.
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