The Bestest Brown

Name: The Bestest Brown
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SKU: 9780734424150
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By Briony Stewart

Brief Description

A joyful and cheeky rhyming book that mixes toilet humour with colour theory, from award-winning creator Briony Stewart. Art smock, paper, paint brush - Go! I'm a colour-mixer pro. Today I'll make a brand-new colour, Something brilliant - like no other. A squirt of yellow, a... Read More

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Description

A joyful and cheeky rhyming book that mixes toilet humour with colour theory, from award-winning creator Briony Stewart.

Art smock, paper, paint brush - Go!

I'm a colour-mixer pro.

Today I'll make a brand-new colour,

Something brilliant - like no other.

A squirt of yellow, a dash of blue ...

Oh. That's green. That's nothing new.

Red and blue makes ... purple. Drat!

It's nice, but everyone's seen that ...

Herve Tullet meets Poo Poo Bum Bum Wee Wee in this irreverent early childhood book that mixes toilet humour with colour theory. Fun read-aloud rhyme and joyous illustrations will delight readers young and old.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780734424150

Publisher: Hachette Australia

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 22 September 2026

Country: Australia

Imprint: Lothian Children's Books

Audience: Children

DIMENSIONS

Weight: 300g

Pages: 32

Collections

Briony Stewart Children's Books Children's Picture Books Children’s, Teenage and Educational

About the Author

Briony Stewart is an award-winning author and illustrator of children's books. In 2022 she won the Prime Minister's Literary Award in the category of Children's Fiction for her work with Sheryl Clarke on the verse novel Mina and the Whole Wide World. She is the author and illustrator of the award-winning Kumiko and the Dragon series and We Love You Magoo, which was a CBCA Early Childhood Honour Book for 2020; Gymnastica Fantastica!, the winner of the 2024 CBCA Book of the Year for Early Childhood; and Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About the Tooth Fairy (And Some Things You Didn't), which was shortlisted for both the Prime Minister's Literary Awards 2025 and the CBCA Early Childhood Book of the Year 2025. Briony lectures on children's literature at university and conducts talks and workshops with children across Australia. She loves live drawing challenges, daydreaming and discussing dragons, bunnies, and how to tame lions.

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