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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

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Images You Should Not Masturbate To is a humour book packed with a hilarious assortment of odd and quirky pictures. It offers a playful take on self-pleasure, with images certain to suppress rather than stimulate desire, making for a delightfully absurd and addictive experience.
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Format: Paperback / softback
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Ideal for readers who enjoy offbeat humour and witty collections of unconventional images; perfect as a novelty gift or a light-hearted coffee table book.

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Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid - whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Book Hero Magic formatted this description to make it easier to read. While it's new and still learning, it may not be perfect - your feedback is welcome! Description

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid—whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure.

This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido.

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9780399536496

Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd

Format: Paperback / softback

Date Published: 29 November 2012

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Penguin Books Ltd

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 7.0mm

Width: 140.0mm

Height: 191.0mm

Weight: 140g

Pages: 80

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