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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children

Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better
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'As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES 'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' - JOE LYCETT 'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE 'Finally!... Read More
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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children

Settle down as brilliant, upcoming comedian Daniel Foxx tells a bedtime story suitable only for the very finest clientèle. Who knew Santa wears a coat from Balenciaga while driving reindeers called Waitrose, Boden, Nigella Lawson, Harvey Nicks and Prada?

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'As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES 'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' - JOE LYCETT 'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE 'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' - TOM ALLEN

Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!

Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte, and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!

Other magical adventures include:

  • Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty-free'? And why do poor people love it so much?
  • Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no one can understand Latin!
  • Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!

Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.

* Contains adult language

Book Details

INFORMATION

ISBN: 9781800962095

Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group

Format: Hardback

Date Published: 12 September 2024

Country: United Kingdom

Imprint: Monoray

Contributors:

  • Read by Daniel Foxx

Audience: General / adult

DIMENSIONS

Spine width: 14.0mm

Width: 218.0mm

Height: 158.0mm

Weight: 274g

Pages: 144

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About the Author

Daniel Foxx is an award-winning comedian and writer from London. His easy-going delivery and sharp jokes have quickly established him as one of the most exciting new acts on the UK comedy circuit, whilst his comedy sketch videos have earned him a huge online following and millions of views. On screen, Daniel has performed on BBC One and BBC Three and on stage he has provided tour support for Josh Widdicombe and Sofie Hagen, garnering a host of accolades including a Writers' Guild Award nomination, Winner of the Brighton Fringe Award for Excellence and Finalist in the Chortle Student Comedy Awards. He also writes plays, screenplays and musical theatre, and his most recent project 'Unfortunate: The Untold Story of Ursula the Sea Witch' was one of Underbelly Festival's 2022 Headline Shows.

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