The Alternative Commentary Collective Almanack

Embark on an uproarious journey through one of the most exhilarating decades in New Zealand sporting history with The Alternative Commentary Collective Almanack. Authored by Mike Lane and Matt Heath, with Dylan Cleaver and contributions from a stellar line-up of ACC favourites, this book charts the unparalleled escapades and observations of the irrepressible Alternative Commentary Collective (ACC).

From their humble and rather 'dangerously sexual' beginnings in an abandoned mobile P-lab to their rise as a media powerhouse dominating Aotearoa’s airwaves, the ACC brings you a colourful and unapologetically candid glimpse into the world of Kiwi sports. Whether you're reliving the euphoria of the 2021 World Test Championship Final, wading through the wreckage of rugby heartbreaks and cricket debacles, or marvelling at the heroic feats and foolish blunders off the field, this almanack has it all.

Delight in a trove of unbelievable yet true stories: the Cake Tin helicopter landing, the infamous Manginagate, stadium bans, the camaraderie of the Beige Brigade, and travel adventures in Amsterdam, not to mention a wealth of hilariously irreverent content about Mike Lane's... equipment. The pages are brimming with quirky nicknames, scores, stats, animal facts, and invaluable advice on streaking, smuggling booze, skinning cats (metaphorically, we hope), and penning the perfect parody song.

Delve behind the scenes with the team as they hilariously desecrate iconic moments, celebrate memorable faux pas, and mercilessly roast some of the biggest legends in sport, all through their trademark wit and banter. Whether you're an ACC lifer or a newcomer texting 0221 CURLY 6 for the first time, this book guarantees a wild ride through the essence of Kiwi sport, crafted by the fans for the fans. Brace yourself for a seditious sortie filled with fear, loathing, and the frequent absurdity that defines the ACC spirit. You've been warned!

Featuring input from ACC legends such as Jeremy Wells, Ben Hurley, Jason Hoyte, Leigh Hart, James McOnie, Chris Key, Scotty J Stevenson, Lee Baker, Mike Minogue, Dai Henwood, Manaia Stewart, Paul Ford, and more, this almanack is the ultimate companion for every sports enthusiast who enjoys a hearty laugh and an honest, unfiltered commentary.

“It’s actually quite good.” – Daniel Vettori

“It does concern me how much I enjoy the ACC banter – they just bring a new energy that genuinely makes watching sport more enjoyable.” – Kieran 'Eye Sockets' Read

“Of all the innovations in cricket, by far the worst has been the inexorable rise of the Alternative Commentary Collective.” – Bryn Waddell

“I’d like to distance myself as far away as possible from the contents of this book.” – Jason Hoyte