{"product_id":"zeus-is-a-dick-by-susie-donkin-9781529348958","title":"Zeus Is A Dick","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"book-description\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the beginning, everything was fine.* And then along came Zeus.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e*more or less\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAhh Greek myths. Those glorious tales of heroism, honour and... petty squabbles, soap-opera drama and more weird sex than \u003cem\u003eFifty Shades of Grey\u003c\/em\u003e could shake a stick at!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt's about time we stopped respecting myths and started laughing at them. Did you know Aphrodite, goddess of love and beauty, was born of some discarded genitals? Or that Hera threw her own son off a mountain because he was ugly? Or that Apollo once kidnapped a boat full of people while pretending to be a dolphin?\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eAnd let's not even get started on Zeus - king of the gods, ruler of the skies and a man who's never heard of self-control. In fact, if there's one thing most Greek myths have in common, it's that all the drama could have been avoided if SOMEONE could keep it in their toga...\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cem\u003eHorrible Histories\u003c\/em\u003e writer Susie Donkin takes us on a hilarious romp through mythology and the many times the gods (literally) screwed everything up! Stephen Fry's \u003cem\u003eMythos\u003c\/em\u003e by way of \u003cem\u003eDrunk History\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eZeus Is a Dick\u003c\/em\u003e is perfect for those who like their myths with a heavy dollop of satire.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e'Who knew mythology was so bonkers? I am grateful - it had me laughing from the first page to the last.' - Miranda Hart\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e'It's about time someone called him out on all this' - Hera, goddess of marriage, wife of Zeus\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e'Worst. Father. Ever.' - Artemis, goddess of the hunt, daughter of Zeus\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e'Oh yeah, focus on him. I never did anything wrong. Nothing to see here' - Poseidon, god of the seas, brother of Zeus\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e'Just a real dick, honestly' - Many, many people\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hachette Aotearoa New Zealand","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47601479844076,"sku":"9781529348958","price":34.99,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/7784\/8556\/files\/9781529348958-zeus-is-a-dick.jpg?v=1778001440","url":"https:\/\/bookhero.co.nz\/products\/zeus-is-a-dick-by-susie-donkin-9781529348958","provider":"Book Hero","version":"1.0","type":"link"}